How many of you have complaints that people at government offices do not work at all, never complete things on time, never help people, never work without taking money??? How many of you are tired of files being passed from one table to another, every person pointing to the other person as the point of contact?
If you are complaining about this and want all the government offices to be privatized, please think again. You are putting yourselves in a much bigger trouble.
I work in a private sector. Recently I went to my manager and told him that I want to quit the company. He first smiles, then he sighs, then he asks..."what happened?" I tell my story and he comes up with his standard lame offers to make me stay back. I directly reject his offer and asks him to plan my release.
The next day when I ask him, what’s the update on my release and why am i being assigned a 6 months project at this point, he again sighs and tells me in his totally unprofessional slang "you seeee, the onsite manager for this project is on leave, he will be back on Tuesday. For now you continue with the project, when he is back we will talk and then you can transition this project to someone else". (What do you think I playing some April fool trick on you when I say I am quitting???Goddammit... Understand... your project is at RISK!!!) Then he says "Look the client manager wants you to handle the project. We can’t tell them directly that you are leaving. So its better you start with the project and then we can slowly tell them". (What f****** nonsense is this??? You are not giving any death news that you have to be cautious about the client not getting a heart attack!!!)
Well, I thought its better I go ahead and talk to the client manager and let him know the truth. But "No!!!" my project manager is very smart in thinking that I have the guts(for him)/confidence(for me) to tell the client that I may not be able to take the tasks. So he calls me and pleads not to let the client know about this as of now. He says..."Look, I spoke to the onsite manager, he says that we have a discussion with the Senior project manager and Delivery manager tomorrow, so lets wait for their verdict" (Ohh great... Now the delivery manager will talk tomorrow and do some black magic on me so that I don’t quit the company)
My wait continues till the next day, just to listen that the Delivery manager is busy and the meeting is postponed to next day, so another day wasted.
The next day, my Senior Project manager and the Delivery Manager attend the meeting thinking that they will promise to give me Taj Mahal if I don’t quit but they didn't know that I will quit even if they give me White house. So the meeting ended and my project manager lost all hopes.
Finding the date of relieving - The same day i meet my project manager "Can I get to know an approximate date of relieving?" He just dusts me out of his cubicle saying, "Ohh...that will be taken care of by Senior Project manager...contact him"
I go to my senior project manager he says "you see, its not easy to give a date just like that, we need some time. (And how much is that "some time"??? Indefinite??? Are you even managers who are supposed to plan for project for every quarter???? I think the servant maid in my house takes much faster decisions than our managers) Well, I was totally pissed off, so "If you can't give a date, then let me give you a date, I am not going to come after so and so date. That’s it". Now that scares them a little, ohh this girl has an offer if she leaves without teaching anything project will be in risk. So let us try to show some love and care. "Look, that’s not the way. We'll talk tomorrow. I have to talk to your Project manager and he has to tell how much time it is going to take for you to teach everything" (D'oh.....again.....project manager.... ) "Ohh you already spoke to your project manager, ok...then talk to the Delivery manager, he has to decide" (aarrghhhhhh..... what f****** nonsense is this!!!!)
I put a mail to my delivery manager saying that I want to meet him and also want the project manager and Senior Project manager to be present. The next day, he royally answers to the mail, "Talk to them only!! They have to deicide I have nothing to do in this case" (In case we have a re-incarnation of Abhimanyu from mahabharatha and if he was in my place, he would say that getting out of chakravyuha would have been much easier than getting a relieving date)
Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost!!! So I get back to my project manager and senior project manager together and tell them the situation. They try to point to the delivery manager again. Now this was the heights of my patience. All that was left was blackmail. "Boss, if you don’t release me, I'll give my 2 months’ salary to the HR and leave". Now comes the twist in the story, the main difference between the Government organizations and private organizations.
My manager listens to this dialog and smiles, "You think giving us money you can get rid of the project and get a release. It’s only when we approve then the HR will accept money and we are nowhere interested in taking money."
I don't work at a government office, but I know how it works. There were days when I thought, its good I work for a non-government organization, but soon I realized the problem is not in private or government companies. The problem is in the country we are in, where people are used to pointing to others, files changing desks for no reasons, no work being done on time but in one way at the government offices you can give some money and get your work done atleast, but in private organizations, you will come across such people who are worse than government officials